Saturday, June 27, 2009

back in ttown

I came back wednesday to ttown to visit my old roommate. We are about to watch across the universe, sounds shitty i know, but it all good. Chandler thinks that is funny too. I am going to do a running diary of this shit-ass movie.

Ok two things pop out to me right off the bat why I would hate a movie like this, 1: its the beatles 2: they sing throughout the entire thing, no dialogue just singing...really thats it. musicals suck

6:21- movie is starting, starts out with a guy sitting on a beach singing....are you fucking kidding me.

6:24- cool switch from a 60's prom to a underground club, setting up two seperate couples. the underground chick looks like a crack whore. the 60's girl looks pretty good, maybe we will get to see her naked.

6:30-underground guy is leaving britain to go to america, just leaves his gf, she actually thinks he is going to stay faithful, we will see how well that works out. 60's prom guy is going to war , so that relationship has a good chance of working too.

6:32- weird football scene with the players doing balet and slow motion flips over each other, the writer obviously has watched alot of football.

6:36-guy apparently went to america to meet his dad that didnt know he was born, dads an asshole, if the kid wouldnt have started out singing on the beach i might feel bad for him.

6:40- katie's fav part of the movie is where they pretend to smoke weed, but then after a flip the character jude in america coughs out smoke. this is a magic movie.

6:43- girl whos bf is in the military gets a letter and instead of opening it she sings about it for like 3 minutes. as she is playing basketball she is singing about it, there were over 10 players on the court too, they should have just left sports out of this movie., doing math and singing about the letter.

6:51- jude is starting to dig the military guys gf in college. early prediction is looking really good.

6:55- military bf is dead, chandler noticed that they sent sergeants to the door to tell the family, if it was real they would send officers.

6:59- black guy loses his son in the detroit city bombings, pretty cool song after, come together by the beatles, but they sing it blues style. hookers!!!!! dad walks aimlessly throughout the city and people dance and sing come together as he walks. more hookers!!!!!!

7:09- jude's american friend gets a draft notice, he catches it on fire. then girl with dead bf bitches to jude about her bf being dead, you can tell he just wants to get some. he could honestly care less.

7:14- i win, both relationships failed. she mourned her bfs loss for about two weeks. they wake up naked in the bed together.

7:15- best friend goes to the military to get his physical, 3 minutes of guys in thier underwear ill never get back.

7:28- weird sex scene on an inflatable bed, they are on acid so everything is acid washed. makes drugs look fun, i wonder where all their money comes from to do all this.

7:32- weird carnival scene, i just yawned for the 5th time this movie started. its not awful, its just boring. Maybe if i were a bigger beatles fan...

7:51-we quit the movie, because it sucked.

maybe sometimes you can judge a book, or in this case a movie by its cover.

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